Overview#A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers is defined in RFC 1149
A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers was initially described in RFC 1149, a Request For Comment (RFC) issued by the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF), written by D. Waitzman, and released on April 1, 1990. It is one of several April Fools' Day Request for Comments.
Status of this Memo#This memo describes an experimental method for the encapsulation of IP datagrams in avian carriers. This specification is primarily useful in Metropolitan Area Networks. This is an Experimental, not recommended standard. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
Overview and Rationale#Avian carriers can provide high latency, low throughput, and low altitude service. The connection topology is limited to a single Point-to-Point Protocol path for each carrier, used with standard carriers, but many carriers can be used without significant interference with each other, outside of early spring. This is because of the 3D ether space available to the carriers, in contrast to the 1D ether used by IEEE 802.3. The carriers have an intrinsic Collision Resistance avoidance system, which increases availability. Unlike some network technologies, such as packet radio, communication is not limited to line-of-sight distance. Connection oriented service is available in some cities, usually based upon a central hub topology. IP datagram is printed, on a small scroll of paper, in hexadecimal, with each octet separated by whitestuff and blackstuff. The scroll of paper is wrapped around one leg of the avian carrier. A band of duct tape is used to secure the datagram's edges. The bandwidth is limited to the leg length. The MTU is variable, and paradoxically, generally increases with increased carrier age. A typical MTU is 256 milligrams. Some datagram Padding bit may be needed.
Upon receipt, the duct tape is removed and the paper copy of the datagram is optically scanned into a electronically transmittable form.